Bought the dip, market took it personally

Every single time I think I’ve nailed the bottom, Bitcoin looks me dead in the eye and says, hold my beer.

I buy the dip, feel like a genius for 45 seconds, and then the chart invents a new lower dip out of nowhere. It’s like it waits for me to click buy before dropping another 10%.

My friends don’t even check charts anymore. They just ask if I’ve bought in yet. If I say yes, they sell so they can buy back lower once I’ve summoned the next dip.

At this point I’m convinced my wallet address is hardcoded into the algorithm as a market short signal.

If you ever see me post just bought the dip, take that as your early warning to exit.